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Please Haunt Me, Greg Giraldo
I’ve had a talent for willing bizarre things in my life. That includes both good and bad. Some include: Getting my favorite comedians to retweet me or mention me on a podcast. Getting caught in the...
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Mama’s Gotta Brand New Tooth
Hey skeebermeisters! I got me a brandy-new tooth in my face hole. I realize that I have many face holes, but it’s in my biggest face hole with the rest of my teeth. Following a 3 year diet consisting...
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Crystals and Toe-Sucking
Hey guys, I might be a witch. Lately I’ve been reading up on crystals and gemstones and their benefits. I have a piece of citrine, an emerald, and a little lapis lazuli (any Gilgamesh fans?). I carry...
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Coke Whore
I’m sorry, did you say something? I couldn’t hear you over the cracking of my sweet, delicious Coke. The cracking of the can, the first sip of crisp liquid love. I’ve fallen back into my old habits....
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Blue Like Me
I dyed my hair. I used henna with indigo so it would turn my crispy, blonde, fried highlights back to black. Needless to say, I’m a renegade and didn’t use any gloves. Buuut I Eiffel 65′d my hands (I’m...
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My Dirty Love Child
That sounds like I’m giving birth in a 3 foot plastic tub, naked, with my adolescent children swimming around in the after birth. BUT NOT SO! It’s a weird project I’ve entangled myself in. I love...
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A Very Winkel Wednesday
It’s that time of the week again! Winkel Wednesday! Go check out all the silly things Mr. Winkel is doing in his down time. http://mrwinkel.tumblr.com/
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My Toe is Hanging Off
Hey squeaples. A couple months ago I got involved with a roller derby team. Not romantically, but they were having some clinics for skaters to learn new tricks and skills. I went, I fell on my ass, and...
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Prancercise
Prancercise ^^^ Clicky, click, click. My friend sent me a link to this video. I posted to BuzzFeed because I LOVED it and knew other people would too. It looks like something my mom would buy and...
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Gym Mouse
Hi PingPongs, I haven’t been to the gym in two weeks and I feel like blob. I work in extremes, so when I’m not at the gym, I’m ripping my cabinets apart looking for a stale granola bar or a dry piece...
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